December 2011
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Did anybody else download ‘Jetpack Joyride’ for free, play non-stop for hours only to slowly realize that life no longer has meaning? Anybody? Just me? Fair enough…
WHY DO I HEAR BAGPIPE MUSIC ?
AM I HAVING A STROKE ?
WHY DO I HEAR BAGPIPE MUSIC ??
I DON’T AGREE WITH THIS LIST. Kyle Kinane should be AT LEAST in the Top 5 for his “baby-sitting kids at the pool” joke alone, AND the fact that he is hilarious.
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The more I listen to the album “Let’s Cheer To This” by Sleeping With Sirens, especially the song ‘Your Nickel Ain’t Worth My Dime’ - the more I think Kellin Quinn is the second coming of Jonny Craig. And I love Jonny Craig
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Update on the bruffins (or muffies) = definitely too much salt, or it might have been the teaspoon of cinnamon I also added with the previously mentioned teaspoon of salt. Have now broken everything up to pieces in a bowl, and poured Baileys over it. However the Baileys apparently expired 2 months ago according to the bottle…
Tomorrow I will buy some vanilla ice cream and this remaining...
REALLY think I’m onto something with these bruffins (or muffies, thanks Jellaby)
Because of the muffin rack - the “top” hardens like a cookie, and the base is still soft like a cake. Only thing that brings it down is I added a teaspoon of salt, which in hindsight - the ready mixture probably had enough of.
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Dinosaur Office: Computer Problems
I love Dinosaur Office so damn much. RAWWRRRRR
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I just made brownies! I didn’t have a baking tray, so I used a muffin rack. They’re more like… bruffins. It was like an episode of ‘Breaking Bad’ in my kitchen. Can you tell that I’ve never seen an episode of ‘Breaking Bad?’
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All I want for Christmas is...
… for all my friends and family to have a Happy Holiday !!
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Wrapping presents while the greatest Christmas movie ever plays in the background. No it’s not ‘Jingle All The Way’ - it’s ‘DIE HARD’
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'Work of Art' Season 2 finale
The final three of Young, Kymia and Sara J was expected.
Young was the “lil darling” of the series, winning almost every single money challenge with his political pieces and “from the heart” works that didn’t come off as “too preachy” delicately treading the line between where they’re okay and where you see through it all and instantly dislike them....
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According to you, I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't...
neart13: According to me, I’m a pretty cool guy.
jellabyjones: I like burritos.
According to Orianthi, I call her a lot of bad things and I DON’T EVEN KNOW HER.
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Being unemployed this December means my Office Christmas Party is going to be like Burning Man = A lot of standing around doing nothing…
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Dinosaur Office: Traffic
The dinosaurs might be late for work. RAWRRRRRRRRR
I really enjoy every episode of Dinosaur Office on Collegehumor! RAWRRRRRRRRR
(and the T-Rex trying to answer the phone is HILARIOUS)
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Bill Murray on ‘Ghostbusters 3’ script: “No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts!”
I do.
I’ve watched ‘Bubba Ho-Tep‘…
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WatchDear Santa..
I’ve been a very good boy this year.
Please get me this tv.
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HBO Cancels 'How to Make It in America' →
SON OF A BITCH.
FIRST IT WAS ‘THE SOPRANOS’ ENDING, THEN THEY CANCELED ‘DEADWOOD’, AND NOW… THIS.
I’M CRYING BITTER, BITTER TEARS HBO
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HOLY THE DARK KNIGHT RISES TRAILER BATMAN
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Brand new (!!!!) episode of Nerd Alert featuring some of my favorite nerdy places to go when you visit New York.
Really thrilled with how this came out, thanks to everyone who helped put it together.
My CollegeHumor Hero Jeff Rubin (that sounds creepy and kinda really stalker-ish when I honestly don’t mean it to be!) shows the greatest and my favourite city in the...
Christmas shopping for 4-year olds means I get to...
Like I need an excuse to go toy shopping…
I love going to Toys R Us or any other famous toy retail outlets and toy isles in other large stores. But I always feel kinda strange at my age when I could literally stay in there quite happily for hours.
Every time I see something - the “child ” part of my brain thinks:
“OH THIS IS AWESOME”
“LOOK AT THIS...
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Since seeing Bianca Kajlich topless in “30 Minutes Or Less”, I can’t watch ‘Rules Of Engagement’ anymore. The thrill is gone…
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WatchWeekend Update Joke-Off with Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, and Tina Fey.
JUST GAVE UP WATCHING
I think it completely sucked the will to live right outta me.
It was such a bad movie, for, reasons…
I keep getting Punk'd by my washing machine...
I can hear it from my bedroom just sitting there doing nothing. Not doing my laundry. So I walk all the way over to the kitchen (I say “all the way over” but I live in a tiny apartment) and as I get in front of it - it suddenly kicks up and does whatever it was supposed to be doing in the first place.
Skynet and machines taking over the world one day my ass…
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Last night’s dance number on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia was awesome, and then it was something else…
So not only did Hollywood greenlight a movie using the exact same plot device from an original story I’ve been trying to write since 2004 only they wrote Hansel and Gretel to it in the attempt to give it some kind of “draw” factor AS WELL AS deciding to remake Oliver Twist, which was something that I was trying to do only without the “Oliver is now a girl…....