The Extinction of The Saber-Toothed House-Cat
The ending! HILARIOUS
Nathan Fillion makes everything more awesome
Pearl Jam sings “Jeremy (Lin)” tonight on LNJF.
(Um, you’re gonna want to watch this.)
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AWWWWW MAN
THIS ‘Key and Peele’ sketch just sealed the already promising deal I made myself to keep watching this show !!
Kanye the giant rules
Holy Crap What of the Day: Henry & Aaron’s ad for Australia’s Central Institute of Technology skewers the cheap, cheesy visual effects of most technical school ads — literally.
[gizmodo.]
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS. THE STAIRCASE PART IS A BIT GRIM, BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS
I didn’t even used to believe in soulmates, the whole concept of soulmates.
I never used to believe in soulmates until I saw Sigfreid and Roy… cause there you have a gay lion-tamer who hooked up with ANOTHER gay lion-tamer! What are the odds of that happening?!? Talk about holding out for Mr. Right, that seems like a pretty beautiful story. People say they can’t find someone who shares their interests; two German dudes who play with tigers in the desert, that doesn’t seem vaguely Biblical to anyone else?
And now I’ve got Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat singing stuck in my head…
“Wookin pa nub in all the wrong places, wookin pa nub”
Sh*t Comic Book Nerds Say
(Source: nightmareloki, via superpants42)
I love "Police Squad", the tv show that eventually became the "Naked Gun" movies
- [Detective Frank Drebin and Captain Ed Hocken are interviewing a witness to a bank shooting]
- Sally Decker: Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
- Capt. Ed Hocken: He's the teller, Frank.
- Det. Frank Drebin: Jim Fell's the teller ?
- Sally Decker: No, Jim Johnson.
- Det. Frank Drebin: Who's Jim Fell ?
- Capt. Ed Hocken: He's the auditor, Frank.
- Sally Decker: He had the flu, so Jim filled in.
- Det. Frank Drebin: Phil who ?
- Capt. Ed Hocken: Phil Din. He's the night watchman.
- Sally Decker: [crying] If only Phil had been here!
- Det. Frank Drebin: Wait a minute, let me get this straight: Twice came in and shot the teller and Jim Fell.
- Sally Decker: No, he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson. Fell is ill.
- Det. Frank Drebin: Okay, then after he shot the teller, you shot Twice.
- Sally Decker: No, I only shot once.
- Capt. Ed Hocken: Twice is the hold up man.
- Sally Decker: Then I guess I did shoot Twice.
- Det. Frank Drebin: Oh, so now you're changing your story !
- Sally Decker: No, I shot Twice after Jim fell.
- Det. Frank Drebin: You shot twice and Jim Fell ?
- Sally Decker: No, Jim fell first and then I shot Twice once.
- Det. Frank Drebin: Well, who fired twice ?
- Sally Decker: Once !
- Capt. Ed Hocken: He's the owner of the tire company, Frank.
- Det. Frank Drebin: [pauses] Okay. Once is the owner of the tire company and he fired Twice. Then Twice shot the teller once.
- Sally Decker: Twice.
- Det. Frank Drebin: ... and Jim fell and then you fired Twice.
- Sally Decker: Once !
- Det. Frank Drebin: Okay. All right, that will be all for now, Ms. Decker.
- Capt. Ed Hocken: We'll need you to make a formal statement down at the station.
- Sally Decker: Oh, of course !
- Det. Frank Drebin: You've been very helpful. We think we know how he did it.
- Sally Decker: Oh, Howie couldn't have done it. He hasn't been in for weeks.
- Det. Frank Drebin: Well. Thank you again, Ms. Decker. [to Ed] Weeks ?
- Capt. Ed Hocken: Saul Weeks. He's the comptroller, Frank.
